Here is a list of things not at the party:
1. Trained Go-Go Gorillas in cages --- I really wanted this ---But I was told that the gorilla training was not going quite as quickly as hoped for…..When I asked "Well what does that mean?" The Gorilla Trainers replied that "Well the Gorillas don't Go-Go dance at all and merely sit angrily in the Go-Go cages howling expletives and throwing dung at their trainers (maybe they don't like the music…….oh well)
2. The Sacrificial Volcano ---This was just too expensive to build –I was told Bill Gates has a custom one in his background that is really really nice----When I called the company to order one—they asked what I did for a living --I answered "An Accountant" -I heard laughing on the other end of the phone….They told me I wouldn't even be able to afford the down payment on the molten lava.. Plus when I called Virgins.com to order the sacrificial virgins they weren't to pleased with what I needed them for.
The3. Inferno ---Man that lights himself on Fire ----Unfortunately he still hasn't heeled from his last gig
4. Indy --that dog is crazy and thinks he is too cool to be at the party
Here is what will be at the Party:
5000 Lbs of sand
6 Tiki Torchs
Hamburgers –Hot Dogs.. and other treats…
A Keg O Beer and tropical drinks
This guy
That guy
The jacuzzi
Roasting Smores by the Firepit
Hammerhead and Shark Attack 2 on the big screen TV
Wild Vic
Toothy the Carnivorous Land Shark
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