I was just sitting at home last night drinking some Rum when the strangest thing happened. My Television turned on and there was a strange old broadcast with some Skeletons playing music.
A Mad Scientist appeared on the flickering screen and I saw bunch of random images. It looked like some old Retro TV Program. He mumbled something about "Beware the of the Curse of the Tiki"
The Images on the Screen started to become deformed and the lights in my room began to flicker
The room began to swim around me.
I passed out and awoke again in this strange room filled with people and the images I had seen on the old television broadcast were right before my eyes.
Like some strange dream the things I saw I just could not believe.
A Fire Dancer was on the stage....Playing with Fire like it was something alive.
Then like something out of a nightmare.....I felt like I was witnessing Sardu's Torture Show from Blood Sucking Freaks.
The Human Pin Cushion act was just too much to take. But luckily there were Tiki drinks available at this bizarre place.
Unforunately these drinks did nothing to help my delusions.
One of my favorite bands appeared before me --but they had been turned into Monkey Men. Was this the work of some Cursed Tiki that was causing this madness?
I recognized one of the Hula Girls Dancing girls, but even she seemed to have succumbed to the madness as her eyes glowed red.
I prayed to the Tiki Gods to let this crazy world be just a dream. I didn't want The Hula Girls to be Monkey Men...what if they turned into Monkey Men permanently and started telling bad monkey jokes or something. This couldn't happen to one of my favorite bands.
The Tiki Gods must have listened as a Ghostly Dancer took the stage and The Hula Girls were suddenly Men again.
The room I was in began to flicker again as see danced....Was it just the rum or was something happening again.
The Room Froze in front of me and began to change colors
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