Rum, Rum, Rum
Nothing starts off a great Tiki Oasis like a little Sip and Stroll right after you check into your room. It was big hit last year and even more free rum was ready for tasting this year. With Rum from Appleton Estate, Mount Gay, Deadhead, Tiki Club Liquors, Angostura Rum and Bitters and Papa's Pillars the people were lining up.
Of course free Rum can lead to Shopping
Too much free Rum and you can start seeing strange things.
All of a sudden people turn into Tikis
Giant Tikis come to life and start playing bongos...
The only cure for this hallucination is of course to drown it with more rum.
Pineapples try to shake your hand
You see things like Shrunken Heads
Or Dogs wearing Sunglasses
You stumble up to your friends room to catch some bands and a few Mai Tai punches and by the time you are ready to room crawl
Things really get CRAZY
Next thing you know you are surrounded by Bastards playing guitars in a dimly lit room with half naked women
The Rum is truly taking its Revenge on you at this point as glowing color orbs begin to float before your eyes.
I've even heard stories about a room where the bartenders were monkeys....but that can't be...I'm afraid we have been submerged in rum for too long.....Better head back to shore for Saturday's fun
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