Sunday, August 25, 2013

The Worst Things about Tiki Oasis (Don't let the Title Fool You) Part 3



Saturday afternoon with all the things on our checklist that we could get to without clones...we prepared for the vendor clear out lawn spot rush.   This year we didn't rush for the front and instead slowly made our way to the back....Aku approved.


Up first the Cheap Leis... Not our favorite of the bands


Time for Hullabilly Costume Contest.


Acapulco Radio a band from across the Atlantic Ocean---over in that place called Europe.   The music for the evening got more to our liking.



Tiki Oasis wouldn't be Tiki Oasis without a Crazy Al dancing moment


The Worst things about Tiki Oasis Number 6 
Who invited Hula Dancers to a Hullabilly party.   Seriously can we please stay within the theme people.

AKU Awakens for the night life



The Worst things about Tiki Oasis Number 7  
"FIRE BAD"   
The green car at the car show had it right "FIRE BAD"


On a different Note:    The Hula Girls  Very Good.   One of my favorite Tiki Oasis bands returned to the main stage and put on an amazing show.



The Worst things about Tiki Oasis Number 8
FREE BEER!   We told our friends about this odd idea and they made their way to a room that had FREE BEER.   


The final main stage act for the night we caught from back up on the balcony and they were great as well. 
  
Southern Culture on the Skids. 

 


And Go-Go Dancers


Of course the Party never ends after the main show as the room crawls just get going.   

Ding Dong Devils






The Worst things about Tiki Oasis Number 9
Midnight Burlesque......Why...Why Why...do you have to wait until midnight.






A Sword Swallower........Sure to break the ice at naughty parties






How many times do I have to say it.
FIRE BAD!
 


The Worst things about Tiki Oasis Number 10
Missing out on the Sunday morning 5K because for the first time in my life I slept through my alarm.......I guess staying up until 3:30 am is not good for a 6:30 5K.  Sorry I missed out

Until Next YEAR!

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The Worst Things about Tiki Oasis (Don't Let the Title Fool You) Part 2

The Worst Things about Tiki Oasis (Don't Let the Title Fool You)  Part 2

Number 4 on the list of the Worst Things About Tiki Oasis   Nobody warns you about the dangers of Tiki Oasis.

There should be clear warning about the wild animals that roam the grounds of the Crowne Plaza during Tiki Oasis...   One year we spotted a Gorilla roaming around the hotel.   This year there was a giant Hawaiian Shirt wearing Bear.    I mean these creatures are wild  and possibly dangerous and should be treated accordingly.  Security really should do something about this.  Someone should call animal control.  A wild Hawaiian shirt wearing bear in a room party could get really dangerous fast.


I need to take a break from the Worst Things about Tiki Oasis list for a few Tiki Oasis to do list items.....
Up first..... Visit the Tiki Car Show   X

This car is so cool it looks like something out of an old Hanna Barbera cartoon 


If cars could talk.........."Fire Bad"


And the Nudie Mobile





Catching up on a little reading outside the Deadhead Rum Trailer


Up next more check out all of the Vendors we missed the day before and the Tiki Art show   X




This stuff was really ahead of its time.


New meaning to the term  Head lights.


Before the day 2 Party really gets started.......Dole Whips and listening to Surfer Joe from the Balcony.     X

Checking out the Pool Scene  throughout the day which included Surfer Joe playing poolside and random Go-Go Dancing   X








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Number 5 Worst Thing about Tiki Oasis...
Rum makes you see things that aren't real......Like Mermaids 
I know that Mermaids aren't real and yet for some reason I was able to catch a picture of one on my camera......I think I should report this to that researcher that had that special on the Animal Planet.   



Our good friend Jay even snuck away for a few minutes to get a picture with this elusive creature.  (pic from his page)

Maybe I should report this?  As the Captain of the Submarine Voyage that I used to work on back in the day used to say   
" No..no..no no..forget it.  No one would it anyway.  I think we have been submerged to long.  Stand by to surface."

And surface I shall in order to clear my head for a second before we get the conclusion of the Worst things about Tiki Oasis 
 in Part 3.

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Saturday, August 24, 2013

The Worst Things about Tiki Oasis (Don't Let the Title Fool You) Part 1


The Worst things about Tiki Oasis 2013   (Don’t Let the Title Fool You)



Number 1:  The Weekend goes by way too fast.    It is like a really fun blur (and that isn’t just because of the free Rum tastings and room crawls…. Except maybe Friday night can be blamed on the Fireball shots).    We always go down on Friday afternoon and leave sometime around the middle of Sunday.  
I spend months getting excited that Tiki Oasis is coming and then in the blink of an eye it is over.   
We now go to Tiki Oasis with an entourage of people every year and it just seems like the time flies by and is over way too quickly.

Number 2:  I always feel like I’m missing out on something.   Every year we go to Tiki Oasis and have a blast whether we like the theme for that year or not.  (The best themes were Voodoo Island and Spy theme) By the time Tiki Oasis is over and I start seeing other people’s photos online, I see things that I missed out on.   Cool things that I didn’t see myself.   At the end of Oasis this year all I could think about was how I wish I could have Pineappleman clones.   (This of course lead to an entire tangent for a movie Idea).   I think about 3 or 4 clones would do the trick.  I could send the clones to all the room crawls that I can’t be in at the same time and at the end of the night……I would download all of their memories so I don’t miss out on anything.


Tiki Oasis is such an unusual, wild fun scene.   Probably one of the best people watching locations other than Vegas or Comic Con    So even though I didn’t have the Pineappleman clones running around to experience everything……Here is a glimpse into what I did see this year.

Welcome to Tiki Oasis 2013

My Wife looked amazing this year in one of the little Retro outfits see bought for the Event.


It is here apparently

The Tiki Oasis Theme this year was Hullabilly......So a bunch a Hillbillies showed up


Beware of Sharks......Even they know a good party when they see one.


At Tiki Oasis   "Everybody Loves a little Head"

The Worst Things about Tiki Oasis Number 3

Shopping while tasting free rum samples.....It makes you much more likely to buy stuff.....


Sammy Hagar Rum


And Shop we Did 




The Folks at The Pinup girl store where Kim got a really cute Tiki Dress.

Tikis

Loved seeing The Walt Family Museum as a sponsor this year ....Since my love of Disney really started my Tiki bug.


SHAG and Otto   (Tiki Royalty)


Like I said the first night was a blur.  We watched most of the show from our friend's balcony ---hanging out doing Fireball shots.

We made it over the Sushi Restaurant at some point to eat and check out the latest Tiki Fashions.

We ended up at the Swank Bastards room crawl  (They always put on a great show.....Although we were so far at the back of the room we didn't actually see them this year.....and then we stuck around for the Creepy Creeps....one of my favorite bands from the first year I came down to Tiki Oasis.


Up next......More of the Worst things about Tiki Oasis  2013  (nudge nudge wink wink) 
The Tiki Car show  and the Saturday night fun.

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Thursday, August 15, 2013

The Tiki Sippers are back at Disneyland!! I scored two for Tiki Oasis


I made a special trip out to the parks in order to grab a couple of the great Tiki Sippers that are currently being sold at the Tiki Room.   They originally had these for one day out  the parks for the anniversary, but they were gone almost as quickly.   Now it seems the folks at Disney have plenty of these fun sippers that are perfect for Tiki Oasis





Tiki Oasis Prep: Big Sandy


For those sticking around all the way until Sunday night....
Big Sandy will be hitting the stage